You bloated bastards did this. The Fatlist is fatter than your mom’s Costco cart. We can’t even breathe in here. Demand’s been obscene.
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We’re not just fat.
We’re philanthropically obese.
Soon we'll cough up tens of thousands of dollars to feed artists, chefs, devs, and unhinged anons who wanna create free content & swag for the Bosu horde. A dope lineup is already in place.
Stay tuned for the process.
Don’t starve yourself waiting.
Lineup Sneak Peek…
Why so skinny, bosu?
You look like you went keto.
FatBosu is the deep-fried, double-stuffed, chain-breaking parody nobody ordered but everybody deserves. We drew it with cheese whiz and syrup, and it still looks fabulous. Call it overweight art. Call it obese utility.
Just don't call it skinny.
FAQ
WHAT'S FATBOSU?
A movement to embrace diversity and reject the skinny meta. Why are all your PFPs so malnourished? Stop hating on cheeseburgers and join us as we embrace our inner chonk.
HOW FAT ARE THE PFPs?
They often get mistaken for your mom.
IS THE ART AI GENERATED?
No. They're handcrafted like your momma's homemade double-stuffed bacon cheeseburgers. They're not all perfect, but they're all fat and proud.
What's the supply?
8888 plump and proud PFPs. Each one is so fat it's equivalent to 4 of your skinny NFTs.
What chain is it on, and what platform is it minting on?
These chunky chonkers are gonna ride on Abstract, and we're birthing them on Magic Eden.
What's the mint price?
We know you're broke after buying all those cheeseburgers. So we're pricing these dirt cheap. Details to come.
What's the mint date?
September 16th. Maybe. Later if our fat nap runs long.
How do I get on the Fatlist?
Ask your community manager to connect with nicckk_1 on X. Better hurry, we're almost full.
What's the creator fund?
It's the Bosu buffet line for builders. We're taking a big scoop of the mint funds and shoving it straight back into the community, feeding artists, chefs, devs, and anons who want to cook up free content, swag, and chaos for the Bosu horde. We already have a platter of dope creators on deck, and soon we'll let the rest of you wobble up and apply.
What's the the mixing pot?
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WHERE'S THE REST OF THE FAQ?
Ugh... where's that intern? Probably slobbering on the keyboard. brb